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: : But no, you had to go and get all in depth on us. Well just for that I left a few blanks. : : As per requested, here is the final poll before I take a long overdue week off. Enjoy. I'll miss you all (snicker). : : 1. Where was the best vacation you ever had? : I've never really had a vacation, so I guess my move the Calgary and the month I lazed around before getting a job was my best vacation. : : : 2. Where was the worst? Why do you consider it the worst? : N/A : : : 3. Have you ever had a moment in life where everything seemed to go into slow motion (i.e. a car crash, a beautiful girl flicking her hair, etc)? Describe one such moment. : When I met the first guy I would eventually fall in love with. I was walking down the stairs of a club I used to frequent and there he was, just looking up at me. It felt like it took an hour just to make it all the way down. I remember it the way it would have been shown in a movie. : : 4. What term or phrase (either proper or slang) do you wish you could do away with the most? Any particular reason? : : 5. What the's most unsual food or meat you've ever had? Well, how was it? : smoked eel, it tasted great, but the texture was sick. : : : 6. Oldie but goodie: House is on fire...save one possession...what'll it be? : the jewellery box my grandfather made me. : : : 7.If you could go back anywhere in history to witness an event (but not participate in), where in history would you go? Your birth? The Beatles? A Battle? Where??? : : : 8.I'm cutting this poll short because this one is a tiny more involved. Take a cartoon from any time and turn it into a religious philosophy (kinda like Matt Damon did with Alice in Wonderland in "Dogma"). Just make up a few lines of how this cartoon pertains to any religion. Say what the characters represent and stuff. Bull out some good bullshit. Please don't skimp on this question as I'm trying to prove a point. : I'll be using the smurfs and we'll use the protestant religion (being that I am one and it's the only religion I'm familiar with enough to make this believable) : So Papa smurf is "Adam" and Smurfette is "Eve" which means that Gargamel is God (being that he created Smurfette). : My philosophy is that God is a prankster, here goes: : he makes the woman to wreak havoc upon the male (eve bite the apple) (smurfette turns the whole town upside down with her evil ways) : Her arrival changes everything, she is perfect (although pure evil at first) and all the other smurfs want her. So God never makes another one as perfect as her, herin lies the delema. Can you tell I'm talking outta my ass yet. Anyhoo, that's enough bs for me : : Thanks!

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