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: : So, onto the questions. : : 1. If you know, how did your parent(s) name you? And if you don't know, then who or what would you like to think you're named after? : I'm named after the part of Ireland that my Dad's from. My mom either didn't know the real spelling or just decided to spell it her own way. I like to tell epople that I'm named after the movie Carrie (and just spelt differently). Now that freaks people out. : : 2. If you have a child or children, how did you come up with his/her/their name(s)? : I don't have any children. You breeders are crazy (just joking). My bext friend is a sigle mom of three under four years old. Now, she's the crazy one. And, allegedly, my recent ex just knocked up his hood rat girlfriend. She has one child that's four and another a year old. She's 18 (and proud that she got preggers the first time at 14), and my ex is 19. Wahoo, SO glad I'm not in that situation! : : 3. What is your favorite movie? : I have a few favorites, including: Gilda, Mr and Mrs. Smith, Wonderboys, and ofcourse, the films of one certain Kevin P. Smith. : : 4. What is your favorite book? : The Hottest State by Ethan Hawke. : : 5. What is your favorite comic book? : I'm still a big Betty and Veronica fan. It's the never-ending question...blonde or brunette? Bookish or vampish? : : 6. What is your favorite television show? : Right now? Queer as Folk. I do like The Dead Zone as well, and there's always Friends. : : : 7. Recall briefly the most embarrassing moment of your life. : I don't think I have a really embarassing moment. I, apparently, have no shame. : : 8. Recall briefly the most enjoyable moment of your life (non-sexual). : Hanging with my friends. In high school, us girls would do this thing called "The Circle of Happiness" (not sexual, I swear!). One person would lay (face up) on the floor, and the next person would lay down with their head on the first person's stomach. The next person would lay down with their head on that person's stomach and so on until a circle is formed. The real fun comes when the group starts to sing, or, when you start to laugh. Heads bouncing on bellies full o' laughter. : : 9. If you could have one superpower, what superpower would you choose? : The power of healing. : : 10. What would you say is your "catch phrase"? : Either "evidently" or "mother of fuck." : : : Now for the quotes. : : 1. "Show Dick some respect." : The Breakfast club. Bender talking to Brian. : : 2. "You're killing me, Smalls!" : The Sandlot. Ham Porter. : : 3. "People who talk in metaphors can shampoo my crotch." : As Good as it Gets. Melvin Udall. : : 4. "She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight." : Beetlejuice. Lydia Deitz. : : 5. "You mean to tell me you couldn't murder a Big Mac?" : Shit. Good Burger? : : 6. "What about the Clunky Wunky dance?" : Your kicking my ass! : : 7. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a homicide." : Seven. (or, Se7en). : : 8. "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." : Fight Club. Marla Singer. An interesting side note: this line was changed, originally was: "I want to have your abortion." It was changed when some special interest group protested. They hated the new line even more. Ha! Teaches them to have "special interests!" : : 9. "Not if you want to keep your spleen." : American Psycho. Patrick Bateman to an annoying waiter. : : 10. "Be excellent to each other." : Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (although quite possibly also in the sequel).

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