fuck i think i got 4 quotes......

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: : So, onto the questions. : : 1. If you know, how did your parent(s) name you? And if you don't know, then who or what would you like to think you're named after? : honestly, i really have no idea. i can't even recall if i ever asked my folks. it's kind of a mystery since most of my older siblings have names that are of a biblical bent. (john, mary, thomas, timothy, etc.) so, how they arrived at kevin, i'll never know....unless i actually ask, i guess. : : 2. If you have a child or children, how did you come up with his/her/their name(s)? : n/a : : 3. What is your favorite movie? : just one? well i answered this somewhere else on the board and i s'pose i should be consistent: star wars: a new hope : (i should point out, however it's been quite a while since i've watched it. but, it probably would be the one that had the greatest impact on me as a kid.) : : 4. What is your favorite book? : again, very tough. it's somewhat cliche but probably catcher in the rye. : : 5. What is your favorite comic book? : amazing spider man circa 1975-1977 : : 6. What is your favorite television show? : seinfeld : : 7. Recall briefly the most embarrassing moment of your life. : when i was roughly 8-9 (i think), i had a bed wetting problem. now, if that wasn't bad enough, it happened on a sleep over at a friend's house....trauma.... : : 8. Recall briefly the most enjoyable moment of your life (non-sexual). : my sister's wedding 3 years ago. my entire family flew to mass. and it was a blast. : : 9. If you could have one superpower, what superpower would you choose? : immortality : : 10. What would you say is your "catch phrase"? : be good (no shit) : : Now for the quotes. : : 1. "Show Dick some respect." : bender : : 2. "You're killing me, Smalls!" : ? : : 3. "People who talk in metaphors can shampoo my crotch." : ? : : 4. "She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight." : ? : : 5. "You mean to tell me you couldn't murder a Big Mac?" : ? : : 6. "What about the Clunky Wunky dance?" : ? : : 7. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a homicide." : umm.. from seven? yeah, pitt's character says it when investingating the sloth guy. : : 8. "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school." : heh, heh, oh, that would be helena from fight club. : : 9. "Not if you want to keep your spleen." : ? : : 10. "Be excellent to each other." : bill and/or ted : : The first to get all the quotes correct and give insightful, humorous (if that's what you're going for), satisfying answers to the subjective questions will be given the once-in-a-lifetime (unless we decide to have another one) chance to name my child.

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