Posted by Golanowski at cache-mtc-ah04.proxy.aol.com on July 28, 2003 at 14:00:34:
I.put 3 or 4 large hams or turkey in their cart when not looking.
II. wedge loose carrots onto cart wheel..(round n round they go)
III. half quietly yell "bingo" into the isle they are currently impeding..it gets their attention even the"supposedly deaf" ones
IV.as you pass the lottery section hang a pre made sign that says.."social securtity isn't for gambeling"
just kidding..but i just got home from seniotr citizens day at the store..i hate it.....
these ideas made me smile in the sea of ben gay and mothballs..