Posted by Chasing Mallclerks at pcp03614513pcs.benslm01.pa.comcast.net on July 28, 2003 at 14:56:50:
In Reply to: Here is a contest for everyone on the board! posted by DRD #37 on July 28, 2003 at 11:55:58:
: 1. If you know, how did your parent(s) name you? And if you don't know, then who or what would you like to think you're named after?
My father wanted to name me Bartholomew (Bart for short) and my mother wanted to name me Christopher Robin after the A.A. Mime character. They somehow settled on Christopher Michael.
: 2. If you have a child or children, how did you come up with his/her/their name(s)?
My son's name is Timothy. His mother did not like any of the names I suggested, and dismissed this along with many others, only to turn around and choose this one in the end. His name turns out to be biblical and means "Honoring God". I also learned about a year ago when he was set to do a play for catholic (her idea) school where they all would act out the Saint for which their name derives, that St. Timothy is the saint of stomach disorders. How sweet.
: 3. What is your favorite movie?
Fresh
: 4. What is your favorite book?
Catcher In The Rye
: 5. What is your favorite comic book?
Presently Hulk (Bruce Jones). Growing up it was Batman, with Daredevil a close second.
: 6. What is your favorite television show?
Presently Dead Zone
: 7. Recall briefly the most embarrassing moment of your life.
I was 7 and I almost peed on my mother. I woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. My mother was sitting on the toilet half asleep herself. She was able to stop me just in time.
: 8. Recall briefly the most enjoyable moment of your life (non-sexual).
Seeing my son for the first time.
: 9. If you could have one superpower, what superpower would you choose?
Heal emotional pain with a touch
: 10. What would you say is your "catch phrase"?
Person: How are you?
Me: Just basking in the enjoyment of life.
: Now for the quotes.
: 1. "Show Dick some respect."
: 2. "You're killing me, Smalls!"
: 3. "People who talk in metaphors can shampoo my crotch."
: 4. "She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight."
: 5. "You mean to tell me you couldn't murder a Big Mac?"
: 6. "What about the Clunky Wunky dance?"
: 7. "Ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a homicide."
: 8. "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
Chasing Amy
: 9. "Not if you want to keep your spleen."
: 10. "Be excellent to each other."
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
(The rest I could not do without research, or cheating)