Posted by jkm822 at alb-24-195-232-30.nycap.rr.com on July 28, 2003 at 17:51:47:
In Reply to: WHATS THE FUCKIN DEAL WITH SMOKING?!?!?! posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! on July 28, 2003 at 14:29:34:
I typed this in a while back, and it just seems appropriate to repost it at this particular moment in time.
"I love smoking. I don't just love smoking, I screw, fuck, shag, wank, nob smoking. You know what I mean? I am smoking, I embrace smoking I... I pet smoking heavily. I smoke, therefore I am. I am the king of smo, I am the smo king! No known human activity is not enhanced with a sweet, fragrant snout in the gob....
See, the thing about it is, smoking is cool. 30 years of government propaganda to the contrary have not altered the fact that smoking is cool. It might kill you, But if you think that being uncool is better than being dead, ask yourselves this:
Who would you rather be? James Dean, or Anthea Turner? [a British aerobics enthusiast, apparently -JKM] Anthea Turner - famous non-smoker. Adolf Hitler - famous non-smoker. John Selwin Gummer - famous non-smoker [former British Minister of Agriculture - JKM]. Three people responsible for more suffering in this century than the whole of emphysema and bronchitis rolled together in a fucking big fat Risla."