Posted by Krazy Kat at 64.42.234.233 on July 28, 2003 at 17:57:17:
In Reply to: Write me a story... posted by Elfy on July 28, 2003 at 17:35:47:
: here goes nothing:
Once upon a time there was a young girl who despreratly wanted to fit in with the "cool" crowd at her university dormatory. One Saturday night she decided to attend the party being thrown at said dorm. Now, normally, this girl would have stayed in her room and read a book, but tonight was different. She had carefully chosen a new outfit and had actually bought some make-up. She was all set, so off she went to party for the first time in her life.
She went, she drank, she danced, she made out with a hot random stranger, she drank some more, and then she became friendly with the Tequilla shooters.
The next day she woke up on the floor, and people were pointing and laughing. Embarrassed, she fled to her room. When she looked in the mirror, to her horror, she discovered what they had done to her.
Apparently in her drunken state she had insulted almost everyone at the party, pointing out all their flaws. And surprise, surprise, no one was pleased. I guess the moral of the story is "if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all, especially if the host of the party is datinga tatoo/piercing artist