Posted by GoldenCheese at spider-loh-th032.proxy.aol.com on August 04, 2003 at 21:41:31:
In Reply to: just bought myself final draft 6... posted by Oi-now with 38% more PUNK! on August 04, 2003 at 21:14:38:
All you do is type in maybe 20 or 30 pages of total fucking nonsense like this.
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:Plot - Large penises take over a local supermarket using radioactive fish.
:Style - Here you could add a author style simulating device with a mix of up to 500 published authors, say your book could be a mix of Ian Banks & hunter s Thompson.
:Words/phrases - here you could type in words or bizzare phrases that had to be included into the book no matter how fucked up.
:Genre - Select the books genre, for instance you could write it in a World downfall/walt disney/hammer horror style.
Self generate - type in how many pages you want your piece of crap to be then hey presto press the self generate button with auto correct and you have InstaNovel(tm).
If the software was really advanced i bet you could write some fucking classics, albiet soulless classics, but hey alot of shit books sell truckloads.