Posted by keri_jade at toronto-hs-64-26-176-154.s-ip.magma.ca on August 05, 2003 at 11:59:05:
In Reply to: Poll - So what do you believe? posted by Trent Reno on August 05, 2003 at 10:13:31:
: Feel free to go beyond the "yes or no" answer if you see fit.
Sure, but I warn you, I'm a bit tired. I met some random (yet very cool) guys Sunday at The Landmark and since then have spent...13 hours with them. Hours that could have been spent sleeping. I got home at 2am last night and caught the train for work at 7. Yeah, boo-hoo for me. Sorry that was indulgent.
: Do you believe...
: -Psychics (as in the ones that make a business out of their "gift")
Sometimes yes and sometimes no. John Edwards sometimes seems on the level and othe rtimes...it's just so hard to believe.
: -Astrological signs?
Yeah, I think so. But I believe in chinese astrology better. Better? Nice english there, keri.
: -Aliens have visited Earth?
Aliens are scary.
: -Aliens have abducted humans?
Alien abductions are even more scary. I refuse to believe in that.
: -The gov't is covering up human/alien encounters?
Who gives a shit. I mean, no. But they are covering up a bit of other stuff.
: -Creationalism (Adam & Eve)
Nope. But not that ape bullshit either.
: -Ouja (sp?) boards?
Nope.
: -Hell?
When I die, I want to go to Limbo. There I can dance all day with my chocolate brothers to the sounds of the islands and drink fruity blender drinks. I rock at limbo too. Let yer back bone slide!
: -Miracles?
Isn't everything a miracle?
: -Natural Supplementation?
What the hell is that?
: -Sasquatch or "missing links?"
Your a missing link. Oooh, bitter. Sorry, but no.
: -Pot should be legal?
Hell yes! Proud to be a Canadian! Did I mention that in the 13 hours there was some bucket toking going on? Oh yes. bucket tokes yet strangely no sugar, damn it!
: -Ghosts of hauntings?
I suppose so. My mom really does.
: -Weeping or bleeding statues or paintings?
Nope. Just Lord Ganisha (sic - I know) drinking the milk and honey.
: -Spontaneous human combustion?
Firey death!
: -The female orgasm?
Very funny you asses! I enjoy rubbing one out.
: -Men & woman can just be "friends?"
Nope, absolutely not! The sex thing ALWAYS gets in the way. ALWAYS!
: -Some form of deity is watching over us?
I don't believe in God or Pooh Bear.
: -You life will be judged after you die?
Nope.
Nice poll, different.