Posted by spiffythedog at 66-188-106-65.mad.wi.charter.com on August 06, 2003 at 02:20:26:
In Reply to: Stupid Poll, really stupid... posted by Chicago on August 06, 2003 at 02:16:12:
: 1.) Do you have one of those furry covers on your toilet seat lid?
No. Never really saw the point.
: 2.) Orange juice: Pulp or no pulp?
No pulp cuz drinking oj with pulp feels kind of like swallowing your own vomit before it can leave your mouth. You know the feeling.
: 3.) What is the definition of the word "nodus?" (Make one up, for goodness sake.) The plural form of that word is "nodi."
It's probably the sound a duck makes when you step on it.
: 4.) If you were forced to say something profound, and your profound statement had to start with the letter M... what would you say?
My god, this statement's profound.
: 5.) You garden gnome has suddenly gone missing... what do you do?
Kidnap the president and demand it back as ransom.