Posted by Skolnick! at groats-3-103.ppp.andrew.cmu.edu on August 06, 2003 at 03:33:47:
In Reply to: Stupid Poll, really stupid... posted by Chicago on August 06, 2003 at 02:16:12:
: 1.) Do you have one of those furry covers on your toilet seat lid?
No. Things tend to get matted, like a bear's fur.
: 2.) Orange juice: Pulp or no pulp?
Pulp. No pulp is pulp fiction.
: 3.) What is the definition of the word "nodus?" (Make one up, for goodness sake.)
The plural form of that word is "nodi."
Nodus (no' dus) n. an obscure reference to Boy Scout training or sailing.
: 4.) If you were forced to say something profound, and your profound statement
had to start with the letter M... what would you say?
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
: 5.) You garden gnome has suddenly gone missing... what do you do?
Have the police put out an all-points bulletin for Zippy the Pinhead.