Posted by BagheeraMo at mail.sterneagee.com on August 11, 2003 at 13:41:20:
In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:
: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?
I enjoy paying way too much money to kill myself slowly
: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words
perfect for me
: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard
none being a girl I would never grow one.
: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?
no
: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?
Her own universe
: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?
They can't pay him enough
: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?
Easy, a pet store to find piranna to eat the body.
: 8) McDonalds or Stake King
Neither
: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?
I would kick him out.
: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?
Red