Posted by Krazy Kat at 64.42.234.233 on August 11, 2003 at 13:50:40:
In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:
: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?
if that's the God-awful stuff that tastes like soap, then I would say nothing, but I would make him eat an entire box as punishment.
: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words
ummm......perv.......Soft,silky paradise.
: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard
What?????
: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?
If I tell you, I'll have to kill you..............
: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?
Queen of possibilities........
: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?
nothing, I like being me, thanks
: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?
My mom, she would make the nasty go away.
: 8) McDonalds or Stake King
McDonalds, we don't have Stake King in Canada.
: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?
Kick him the fuck out, and let the hottie stay with me.
: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?
blue