Posted by Slavei at 4.19.96.69 on August 11, 2003 at 13:50:51:
In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:
: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?
You, sir, are worse than Hitler.
: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words
Lovely, impressive & available for parties - oh wait...that's more than 3 words. Oh well.
: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard
A scar in the shape of 2 gay men having sex.
: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?
Who?
: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?
Anything humerous would be nice.
: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?
$74.33.
: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?
My uncle Tony.
: 8) McDonalds or Stake King
What the hell's 'Stake King'??
: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?
Charge London a big cover charge.
: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?
Transparent.