Posted by Drunken Man Whore at host213-122-112-136.in-addr.btopenworld.com on August 11, 2003 at 14:00:02:
In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:
: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?
wheres the fire foam-boy? (presuming he had never changed)
: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words
er... Open for business
: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard
a tatoo saying "i love animals"
: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?
yes
: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?
queen of urban ledgend - then it would confuuse everyone
: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?
2 euros
: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?
id take Damons advice and call affleck
: 8) McDonalds or Stake King
Mikky D's
: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?
Id go up to Elvis and go "Wait I dont have a sister....."
: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?
invisible