Posted by Bob301 at dialup-65.59.0.157.dial1.phoenix1.level3.net on August 11, 2003 at 14:36:22:
In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:
After 400 hundred years (counting since Jamestown), this poll does a great job of not being outdated. The accomplishment is somewhat less spectacular if you only count from the Declaration of Independence.
: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?
Hi.
: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words
Fun For All
: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard
Hair? That is a very oddly phrase question that leaves me confused and scared.
: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?
I can, with conviction and without a trace of dishonesty, say "No comment".
: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?
Whatever she wants- that's women's Empowerment or something.
: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?
Nothing.
: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?
You'll be first on my lists, sounds liek you have some experience.
: 8) McDonalds or Stake King
Never heard of Stake King. I do Del Taco, anyway.
: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?
Hypothetically speaking? I'd let London in and have him help plan my revenge on Costello.
: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?
A light gray. That would be funny.