Re: The Poll that built america

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Posted by jkm822 at michigan.mgmt.rpi.edu on August 11, 2003 at 15:02:55:

In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:

: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?
Pack of Marlboro Ultra Light Box 100's, please?

: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words
Hot
Wet
Fuzzy.
(Well, it's not hairy, but it's not cleanshaven at the moment either)

: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard
Huh? I think if I were a guy, I'd grow a beard if I absolutely had no chin.

: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?
Not last I checked. Hang on a sec...
2 tits? Check.
Hole? Check.
I'm going to have to go with no on this one.

: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?
If she were here, I'd say Humidity. Other than that, I've got nothing.

: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?
I don't want to be Ming. I want Ming to be Ming. But I wouldn't mind being, like, co-mod, or something. But if money were changing hands, I'd expect to be paid for it, not the other way around. I'd do it for free, though.

: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?
My neighbor. He's a fucking gangster.
No shit, he really is.

: 8) McDonalds or Stake King
Stake King? Wossat? Given that choice, I've got to go with McDoody's.

: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?
Move Elvis into my room; I've got a DVD-Rom in my computer, and I don't have a sister, so he'd have to have been sneaking in to fuck me anyway. Might as well consolidate the room. Not that I'd mind, particularly. :-)
Why do I have the feeling I was being thought of when this question was created?
WAIT A MINUTE! Jeremy London? Fuck that; unless he's got some majorly kickass weed on him, he can sit out there to rot. Fucker was the worst part of Mallrats!

: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?
Chartreuse.

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: : 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him? : Pack of Marlboro Ultra Light Box 100's, please? : : 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words : Hot : Wet : Fuzzy. : (Well, it's not hairy, but it's not cleanshaven at the moment either) : : 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard : Huh? I think if I were a guy, I'd grow a beard if I absolutely had no chin. : : 4) Are you Dave Gorman? : Not last I checked. Hang on a sec... : 2 tits? Check. : Hole? Check. : I'm going to have to go with no on this one. : : 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today? : If she were here, I'd say Humidity. Other than that, I've got nothing. : : 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day? : I don't want to be Ming. I want Ming to be Ming. But I wouldn't mind being, like, co-mod, or something. But if money were changing hands, I'd expect to be paid for it, not the other way around. I'd do it for free, though. : : 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker? : My neighbor. He's a fucking gangster. : No shit, he really is. : : 8) McDonalds or Stake King : Stake King? Wossat? Given that choice, I've got to go with McDoody's. : : 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do? : Move Elvis into my room; I've got a DVD-Rom in my computer, and I don't have a sister, so he'd have to have been sneaking in to fuck me anyway. Might as well consolidate the room. Not that I'd mind, particularly. :-) : Why do I have the feeling I was being thought of when this question was created? : WAIT A MINUTE! Jeremy London? Fuck that; unless he's got some majorly kickass weed on him, he can sit out there to rot. Fucker was the worst part of Mallrats! : : 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be? : Chartreuse.

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