Posted by BChrist at c-24-126-233-232.we.client2.attbi.com on August 11, 2003 at 21:18:51:
In Reply to: As I'm in the mood, a short pirate poll posted by Eyes Only on August 11, 2003 at 20:55:58:
: 1) What is the name of your gang?
Pimp and the ho' lot.
: 2) Who is your leader and how is he/she known to you?
Jenna Jameson. Been there, done that.
: 3) Who are the other members of your scurvy crew? (board members if you like)
Traci Lords
Carmen Electra
Yasmine Bleeth
Kate Winslett
Li'l Kim
Neve Campbell
Salma Hayek
Christina Aguilera
Janet Jackson
(Why the hell would anyone want to be with a bunch of guys, unless you're the type that actually like "County" (jail))
: 4) What is the name of your lusty ship?
The Slutty Whore
: 5) What emblem flies at your masthead (or on your jackstaff)?
J-Lo's booty.
: 6) Name your favourite haunt when not cruising the main in search of, er, booty.
Sunset Strip
: 7) What is your gang's motto?
"Out of the car seat, onto my meat. When there's grass in the field, play ball. Old enough to pee, old enough for me."
: 8) What is the most treacherous and bloodthirsty thing you have ever done (squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube does not count)?
Menage-a-trois (ME with two ladies)
: 9) Rate your fearsomeness on a scale of 1 to 17.
No scale could hold it. That's what she said, I swear.
: 10) Have you ever caught an unexpected glimpse of yourself in the mirror and shit yourself?
Whatever.