Posted by Marshal at 12-238-233-67.client.attbi.com on August 11, 2003 at 21:41:39:
In Reply to: As I'm in the mood, a short pirate poll posted by Eyes Only on August 11, 2003 at 20:55:58:
: You are in a gang of bloody cutthroat buccaneers...
: 1) What is the name of your gang?
****The Naughty Turdburglars of the Seven She's & Todd.
: 2) Who is your leader and how is he/she known to you?
****Captain Kangaroo, he comes to me through the TV and connects with my mind thru telepathy, or sometimes I just get advice from Todd.
: 3) Who are the other members of your scurvy crew? (board members if you like)
****Mikey, Darryl, Eddie, Freddie, Betty, and Tod.
: 4) What is the name of your lusty ship?
****"The Floating Poop-Barrel"
: 5) What emblem flies at your masthead (or on your jackstaff)?
**** A giant framed poster of Todd - smiling broadly.
: 6) Name your favourite haunt when not cruising the main in search of, er, booty.
****Wal-Mart.
: 7) What is your gang's motto?
****"Hey, is that Freedom Rock?"
: 8) What is the most treacherous and bloodthirsty thing you have ever done (squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube does not count)?
****Spun a cat by it's tail and thrown it at a tree. Little fucker caught onto the tree too.
: 9) Rate your fearsomeness on a scale of 1 to 17.
****Fearsome rating: 1
: 10) Have you ever caught an unexpected glimpse of yourself in the mirror and shit yourself?
****Everytime I pass a mirror, little squirt doodles land in my pants.
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: Arrrrr - go to it, mateys!
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: Um - if your answer to 10 is 'NO', then you are most likely not good pirate material.