Posted by GoldenCheese at cache-loh-ad03.proxy.aol.com on August 10, 2003 at 01:28:58:
: :Alas to be arrested for shooting seagulls with an air rifle
: :The shame of it all snorting crushed valium off a dolly parton cd with a biro pen whilst listening to adam and the ant's and masterbating with a empty toilet roll tube filled with vaseline and sand!
: :When, when will i become a woman, with a fake tan cooking ham with a frying pan in a van in iran, oh! or was it iraq i cant remember cos' i was hammering nine inch nails through my scrotal sack out the back whilst taking a cack!
: :The cack was brown, more brown than the frown of a clown high on crystal meth whispering under his vest about the last time he was arrest-ed with a drunked coed that so happened to be eating french bread and dipping it into the remains of a badgers severed head!