Posted by El Tuuj at cache-mtc-ah04.proxy.aol.com on August 23, 2003 at 23:45:14:
In Reply to: Indiana Jones's dilemma question..... posted by Eyes Only on August 23, 2003 at 23:14:16:
Dude, Indy's a badass. Just pick the trim up and keep dashin' across the bridge! After all, do you think a beatiful, naked, big-titted woman is going to be safe when she runs into a band of pirates on the other side? No way in hell!!!! Unless she is actually a member of the pirate band sent to distract indie, she will be ravaged unmercifully by the disreputable types giving chase. Hence, you rescue her from danger, and BIGGITY-BAM!!!! Indy has found the prerequisite damsel-in-distress for this adventure (and almost assuredly gets laid).