Posted by Chicago at 12-248-92-149.client.attbi.com on August 23, 2003 at 23:50:17:
In Reply to: Indiana Jones's dilemma question..... posted by Eyes Only on August 23, 2003 at 23:14:16:
Well, if your both about to die... get naked yourself and ask her if she would fancy a fuck before the bridge collapses. She'll undoubtedly say yes and you'll both getting on as... oh wait, what's that? Oh, an old world war II plane flies over head starts dropping bombs. This freaks the naked chick out... she starts frantically shaking which just pushes you to climax... suddenly you realized that your all done and she's lying down which gives you a chance to jump over her and ditch the bridge. So now you're on the other side. She comes running too. First you have a quick thought about the jugs... but then you realize that the bridge is about to come undone. So you whip your whip around a tree branch and with one hand on the whip you grab her with the other and bring her to safety. Then you fuck again... The End. Dammit! I just wasted three minutes of my time.