Posted by turningintoJerry at dialup-4.72.6.79.dial1.chicago1.level3.net on August 24, 2003 at 17:26:39:
In Reply to: Quote poll posted by simbeau on August 24, 2003 at 16:34:21:
"Woohoohooo - a big bet, for a big man!"
"Here's an idea - You give me half the money you were gunna bet, we go out back, i'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day"
"You ever swim with the dolphins? Them things is hard to catch!"
"What the hell's a Gigawatt!"
"It didn't pass me by, dad, it landed ON MY FACE!"
"All I know Clark is that my teeth have never been whiter, and my gardens spitten out fifty pound tomatoes."
"What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer!"
"You’re right. No human being would stack books like this."
"Cats and dogs living together, MASS HYSTERIA!"
"You're like a big bear - with these huge fucking claws and these teeth! and she's just like this little bunny!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!"
"I'm the dude"
"AM I WRONG?!"
"They peed on my fucking rug!?"
"Who am I!?! I'm a veteran that's who i am!"
"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, by 3:00, with nail polish - those fucking amateurs!"
"we're gunna cut your fucking dick of Larry."
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT I KNOW, BUT I KNOW THAT ITS BIG!!!"
"My father worked in profanity the way other artists worked in oils or clay. It was his true medium - a master."
"Besides, back then we didn't have all these fancy birth control methods - like pulling out!"
"note to self: buy ass wart cream for giant wart on my ass."
"Man the money starts rolling in I’ll go crazy - I'll laminate my menus!"
"looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."
"PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean!?"
"I wouldn't say i've been missing it, Bob."
"i got punched in the face. What's your excuse?"
"O R they?"
"BECAUSE HE PUTS AN ADDICTIVE CHEMICAL IN HIS CHICKEN THAT MAKES YOU CRAVE IT FORT-NIGHTLY, SMARTASS!!!"
"FRANKS AND BEANS! FRANKS AND BEANS!"
... to say a few.