Posted by pilky9o at kicxdsl.csolve.net on August 22, 2003 at 09:28:19:
In Reply to: A little morning exercise....... posted by Elorah Dannan on August 22, 2003 at 09:17:11:
: 5. Make up your own
woke up, didn't choke up, saw my ak it was broke up, put it together like a jigsaw, went to the bathroom to beat the rush, yo who the fuck used my tooth brush.......
Ok seriously then.......
Wake up in my nice apartment, kiss my lady goodmorning, look out my window at the waterview! It is lovely this time of day! Let the dog out, that old bastard will poee on the carpet in a minute if I don't!
Walk down by the waters edge.
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Come home flip on the large screen tv, watch a bit o sportscenter. Then slide off to work, after all, it's only fair I show up on time, they can't do anything without me.
What's the difference between my life at 30 and my life at 27 you ask? I only have a 28 inch tv. I love my life.