Posted by Elmo Machete at ool-18ba0f7a.dyn.optonline.net on August 22, 2003 at 22:52:27:
MONONUCLEOSIS!
Hooray for me. ARRGH. This sucks SOOO bad. I can't do ANYTHING. I can barely even go on the goddamned computer, which explains my absence for the past three or so weeks. Agh. I check my e-mail for the first time in ever today, and 36 people wanted to urgently tell me how to lengthen my penis. I listened to the first twenty one of them, but afterwards... eh. I'm not even funny.
Guranteed everyone is like "three weeks? We don't remember that far back, who the hell are you?"