Posted by Eyes Only at zeb.zqwdrqsz.com on September 18, 2003 at 11:16:25:
When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British
ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honour.
At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame deGaulle.
"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on
the French and international scene for so many years! How quiet retirement
will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these
retirement years?"
"A penis," replied Madame deGaulle.
A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer... and no one
knew what to say next.
Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "Ma cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, 'appiness!'"