Posted by Trent Reno at ool-18b80ee9.dyn.optonline.net on September 18, 2003 at 11:24:19:
In Reply to: --> A Poll of First Thoughts <-- posted by Trent Reno on September 18, 2003 at 11:06:09:
: -You found out that Kevin's new movie "Dogma" would feature a monster made of shit?
Huh? You're kidding right?
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: -Someone pulled their pants down in front of you for the purpose of upcoming sex?
I have no idea what I'm doing.
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: -Kevin first responded to a post of yours?
Yeah! I'd better hit print and save that!
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: -You failed your first test?
Fuck! I'm not perfect!
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: -You saw a trailer or commercial for Mallrats?
Shannon Doherty in a movie? Looks funny, but I'm not 17 yet :( Kickass soundtrack!
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: -You first saw the video for "Hit me Baby One More Time?"
She's not that hot.
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: -You woke up with your first hangover ever?
Was I hitting on my ugly friend last night? Shit, I was. Oh man...
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: -You heard that the Dogma cast included some big name celebrities such as Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, and so on?
Kev sold out (Remember, this is all initial thoughts. Obviously I don't think so now, dummy).
: -You punched a person violently for the first time?
I can do that?
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: -You heard what the plot of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" was going to be?
My idea is better
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: -You got were involved in your first automobile accident?
What the fuck just happened?
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: -You heard JLO was starring in Jersey Girl?
Damn it. Oh well.
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: That's all. Just trying to keep it fun and unique.