Posted by "The Swingset Scene" at user172.net813.nc.sprint-hsd.net on September 18, 2003 at 11:50:49:
In Reply to: --> A Poll of First Thoughts <-- posted by Trent Reno on September 18, 2003 at 11:06:09:
: Try to recall what went through your head and share. As you can see, every other on is VA related. Some of these may not apply to you yet. What were your first thoughts when:
: -You found out that Kevin's new movie "Dogma" would feature a monster made of shit?
-"I wonder how he'll work it in..."
: -Someone pulled their pants down in front of you for the purpose of upcoming sex?
-"oh shit... this is IT"
: -Kevin first responded to a post of yours?
-"I hope he doesn't look at me as a "fanboy"... I hate that term"
: -You failed your first test?
-"Shit... now I have to find another job"
: -You saw a trailer or commercial for Mallrats?
-"That looks funny... Maker of Clerks, huh? I'll have to check it out".
: -You first saw the video for "Hit me Baby One More Time?"
-"If I shot this as a home movie with real girl girls from around here, they would arrest me."
: -You woke up with your first hangover ever?
-"uhhhhhhhhh... need water... need food..."
: -You heard that the Dogma cast included some big name celebrities such as Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, and so on?
-"Sweet! Smithy is stepping UP!"
: -You punched a person violently for the first time?
-"THIS outta do it..."
: -You heard what the plot of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" was going to be?
-"cool, can't wait"
: -You got were involved in your first automobile accident?
-"damn I am stupid"
: -You heard JLO was starring in Jersey Girl?
-"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!".
: That's all. Just trying to keep it fun and unique.
-WAY better than horrible and cookie-cutterish.