MY first thoughts

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: : Try to recall what went through your head and share. As you can see, every other on is VA related. Some of these may not apply to you yet. What were your first thoughts when: : : -You found out that Kevin's new movie "Dogma" would feature a monster made of shit? : "Well, if Kevin could direct Shannen Doherty to give a fairly good performance, maybe he can do the same with a lump of shit" : : : -Someone pulled their pants down in front of you for the purpose of upcoming sex? : "Shit, how did they get their pants down faster than mine?" : : : -Kevin first responded to a post of yours? : "Oh! Yeah! He noticed me! I matter! I can now die!" : : -You failed your first test? : Shit, I did that a long time ago... : : -You saw a trailer or commercial for Mallrats? : "Oh, look... Its the "WE HAVE COLOR!" movie. Fuck that." : : -You first saw the video for "Hit me Baby One More Time?" : "Yeah, I'd like to" : : -You woke up with your first hangover ever? : "Fuck taco bell... Wheres my shirt?" : : -You heard that the Dogma cast included some big name celebrities such as Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, and so on? : "Kick ass! I love Kevin" : : -You punched a person violently for the first time? : "Shit, I hope I can get behind this crowd before the guy realizes who punched him" : : -You heard what the plot of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" was going to be? : "Weee! A fanboy movie made for us!" : : -You got were involved in your first automobile accident? : "My dad is gonna kill me" : : -You heard JLO was starring in Jersey Girl? : "Cool... I liked the Cell"

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