Posted by AshFan at fwocpx01.ex.cargill.com on September 18, 2003 at 13:18:20:
In Reply to: Kevin Smith dilemmas... posted by Eyes Only on September 18, 2003 at 12:57:34:
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: 1) You are queuing at the bank. You suddenly realise that the dude behind you is Kevin Smith. What do you do?
Offer to stick my tongue up his ass, and yodel. Or ask him to trade checking accounts for a week.
: 2) You are wandering aimlessly along the sidewalk, internalising and pondering the meaning of life. You look up to see Kevin Smith watching a chicken cross the road and scribbling in a note book (Kev scribbling, not the chicken, silly). What do you think the great man is writing?
Great form! I wonder if Afleck can pull THAT off!
: 3) Do you think that those with the same initials as Kevin Smith ought to be given a special place of honour on this board?
No.
: 4) Kevin calls you at home. He has just arrived in town. The hotels are all full. Your house is also full, but one is occupied by an arthritic aged doubly incontinent relative who everybody hates. What do you tell Kev?
Come on over! We can party till the sun comes up. (You see, then the beds would be open and THEN we could sleep)
: 5) You are staying in the Radisson Plaza Hotel, Davenport, Iowa. You are riding the atrium lift - you know, the one with all glass sides that everyone in the inner atrium can see into. It stops at the second floor and Kevin gets in. You are the only occupants. He presses the button for the fourth floor but the lift gets stuck between the third and fourth floors. What do you do (bearing in mind your total visibility to the hoi polloi)?
Challange him to pull my finger, or rock paper scissors, or ask him if he has any petroleum jelly, or tell him that I am claustrophibic, and if I start to get crazy, just start singing Neil Diamond to me... So many possibilities.