Posted by cynicalderek at ky-richmond2b-190.rhmdky.adelphia.net on September 18, 2003 at 13:43:14:
In Reply to: --> A Poll of First Thoughts <-- posted by Trent Reno on September 18, 2003 at 11:06:09:
: -You found out that Kevin's new movie "Dogma" would feature a monster made of shit?
will he be throwing the shit?
: -Someone pulled their pants down in front of you for the purpose of upcoming sex?
wow, that was easy.
: -Kevin first responded to a post of yours?
i've just had a brush with greatness, yet i feel so far away and...and now i'm sad.
: -You failed your first test?
dad is gonna beat my ass!
: -You saw a trailer or commercial for Mallrats?
i don't recall ever seeing one.
: -You first saw the video for "Hit me Baby One More Time?"
my first thought was that i needed to lock the door and grab some paper towels.
: -You woke up with your first hangover ever?
why is God squeezing my brain?
: -You heard that the Dogma cast included some big name celebrities such as Chris Rock, Salma Hayek, and so on?
i hoped Salma would take it off.
: -You punched a person violently for the first time?
this is great!
: -You heard what the plot of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" was going to be?
i thought: i must tell the world about this movie.
: -You got were involved in your first automobile accident?
was it my fault?! was it my fault?!
: -You heard JLO was starring in Jersey Girl?
i hoped she would take it off.
: That's all. Just trying to keep it fun and unique.
thanks for the effort.