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Posted by AshFan at fwocpx01.ex.cargill.com on September 19, 2003 at 11:45:15:

In Reply to: The swingset is going to fucking flip posted by on September 19, 2003 at 11:42:10:

: Do you guys have anyone that annoys you at work? I sure as hell do. Our office manager (secretary) drives me nuts. Every FUCKING day she...

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: She has a sneezing fit.

: -This needs to be checked by a doctor. She is obviously allergic to SOMETHING! AND I am sure she expects the "Godblessyou", but I have just quit cause she does it so much.

: She coughs/clears her throat a few times an hour.

: -I say she has chronic bronchitis. She acts as if it is only when she is "sick" or had just been sick. She has been that way for three years, so that ain't it. I asked her about her cough one time, and she seemed oblvious to it.

: Hums off and on all day.

: -This is the worst. I swear it is in exactly MY natural frequency, and it feels as if the tone shakes my soul-atoms from their foundations. It is really wavering, like the way snow white sings. AND, to top it off, it causes coughs and throat clearing.

: Goes to lunch and asks if I need anything, which I never ever ever have.

: -JUST to have something to say. This one isn't bad, but still, it gets old. day after day after... FYI, I go home for lunch everyday.

: Tells me she is "leaving me" at lunchtime.

: -As if she is divorcing her husband, or some other Graduate-ish idea she has. Gives me the willies.

: Tells me "You are in charge now" when she leaves.

: -Um, yeah, it is that way while you are here...

: Asks whether or not I am coming back after lunch.

: -Which I ALWAYS do, I mean it is my FUCKING JOB! OF COURSE I will be back!

: Tells me she always wonders if I will come back from lunch.

: -Why? What are you fucking basing this on?? QUIT flirting with me!

: Greets my return with either "YOU'RE back..." "He's baaaaaaaaccccckkk" "YOU made it back" "Oh well, you DID come back"

: -Which, no matter HOW long I was gone, makes it seem as if I had been gone longer. FYI, my boss can hear my return as well.

: And, generally flirts with me all day long.

: -It just repulses me.

: And, at least once points out her "motherness" or the"mother in her".

: -I just don't care. I am 27.

: venting complete.

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: : Do you guys have anyone that annoys you at work? I sure as hell do. Our office manager (secretary) drives me nuts. Every FUCKING day she... : : : : She has a sneezing fit. : : -This needs to be checked by a doctor. She is obviously allergic to SOMETHING! AND I am sure she expects the "Godblessyou", but I have just quit cause she does it so much. : : She coughs/clears her throat a few times an hour. : : -I say she has chronic bronchitis. She acts as if it is only when she is "sick" or had just been sick. She has been that way for three years, so that ain't it. I asked her about her cough one time, and she seemed oblvious to it. : : Hums off and on all day. : : -This is the worst. I swear it is in exactly MY natural frequency, and it feels as if the tone shakes my soul-atoms from their foundations. It is really wavering, like the way snow white sings. AND, to top it off, it causes coughs and throat clearing. : : Goes to lunch and asks if I need anything, which I never ever ever have. : : -JUST to have something to say. This one isn't bad, but still, it gets old. day after day after... FYI, I go home for lunch everyday. : : Tells me she is "leaving me" at lunchtime. : : -As if she is divorcing her husband, or some other Graduate-ish idea she has. Gives me the willies. : : Tells me "You are in charge now" when she leaves. : : -Um, yeah, it is that way while you are here... : : Asks whether or not I am coming back after lunch. : : -Which I ALWAYS do, I mean it is my FUCKING JOB! OF COURSE I will be back! : : Tells me she always wonders if I will come back from lunch. : : -Why? What are you fucking basing this on?? QUIT flirting with me! : : Greets my return with either "YOU'RE back..." "He's baaaaaaaaccccckkk" "YOU made it back" "Oh well, you DID come back" : : -Which, no matter HOW long I was gone, makes it seem as if I had been gone longer. FYI, my boss can hear my return as well. : : And, generally flirts with me all day long. : : -It just repulses me. : : And, at least once points out her "motherness" or the"mother in her". : : -I just don't care. I am 27. : : venting complete.

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