These are funny, thanks! Nt

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: : ass Ben and Jen posts (look below), I thought I'd post this to take your minds off it. Someone e-mailed it to me this morning, and it had me laughing so hard I had to share it. Someon of you may have already seen this, but all I ask is that you choose at least one of these dares and actually do it! I've already done #13. Enjoy! : : : : ONE-POINT DARES : : : : 1.. Run one lap around the office at top speed. : : 2.. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time). : : 3.. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. : : 4.. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye." : : : : 5.. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your head. : : : : 6.. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!" : : 7.. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way". : : 8.. Walk sideways to the photocopier. : : 9.. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open. : : : : : : THREE-POINTS DARES : : 1.. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers. : : 2.. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it". : : 3.. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice). : : 4.. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight). : : 5.. Shout random numbers while someone is counting. : : : : : : FIVE POINT DARES : : : : 1.. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself). : : 2.. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times. : : : : 3.. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob". : : : : 4.. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two". : : : : 5.. After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour. : : : : 6.. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator. : : : : 7.. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!" : : : : 8.. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again." : : : : 9.. In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights". : : : : 10.. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?" : : : : 11.. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now". : : : : 12.. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it". : : : : 13.. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go. : : : : 14.. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call. : : : : 15.. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk. : : : : 16.. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out. : : : : 17.. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist. : : : : 18.. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. : : : : 19.. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts. : : : : : : And if that wasn't enough for you here are some examples of insane acts you can use anywhere... : : : : 1.. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. : : : : 2.. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." : : : : 3.. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. : : : : 4.. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN." : : : : 5.. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. : : : : 6.. In the subject field for all your e-mails, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS". : : : : 7.. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." : : : : 8.. Don't use any punctuation : : : : 9.. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. : : : : 10.. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. : : : : 11.. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." : : : : 12.. Sing along at the opera. : : : : 13.. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. : : : : 14.. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. : : : : 15.. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. : : : : 16.. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard. : : : : 17.. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!" : : : : 18.. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!" : : : :

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