Posted by Eyes Only at zeb.zqwdrqsz.com on September 19, 2003 at 12:16:04:
In Reply to: The Cam does abide.. posted by The Cam on September 19, 2003 at 12:08:52:
: ...reminds me of a joke...
A young couple were strolling though a field somewhere in the West Country of England. They stopped by an old farmer type, who was brushing the coat of what looked like a prize bull.
"Excuse me," said the young guy, "my watch has stopped, can you tell me the time?"
The old farmer looked up, then moved his hand to the bull's testicles, which he hefted for a moment and then said, "Ar, 'tis half past two."
"That's amazing," said the young woman. "How on earth can you tell the time from the bull's testicles?"
"Ar, 'tis because if I lifts 'em up, I can see the clock on the church tower in the village."