Posted by Gabe at 12.152.8.200 on September 17, 2003 at 20:27:16:
In Reply to: General Curiosity POLL posted by Elmo Machete on September 17, 2003 at 20:14:31:
: You real first name, and age?
First name? Jonathan.. But I go by Gabriel, my middle name. Close friends tend to call me Gabriel, but everyone else knows me as Gabe. I don't really know how that happend.. :-\
: How many people live in your house?
Four. My mom, step-dad, half-brother, and myself.
: Do you like the area where you live?
Not no but HELL no.
: Biggest (and most incorrect) stereotype about people from that area?
That everyone from the south is an inbred hick. I'm sorry, but that's just not true. I don't claim to be the most inteligent or well spoken person on the face of the planet, but I do have a great deal of knowledge. I mean, I live in your typical middle-class home, there are no cars on cinder-blocks in my front yard, I've never fucked my cousin, I've never been abducted by UFOs, I don't chew 'backer' or wear confederate flags, I don't drive a jacked up truck (though I do drive a truck, S10 Extreme).. So yeah, I just hate stereotypes in general, I joke around a lot with people like Elorah because she's from Boston.. But truth-be-told I think her accent sounds cool.. I mean.. It's intersting to hear people from different places speak, just because it's not common placed where you live. I suppose, as much as I try to drive it out of me, I still speak with a southern accent. But none of this matters, I'm just rambling.
: Are you a vegetarian/vegan?
Nah, I'm non the Atkins diet. Being a vegitarian would make that pretty hard.
: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Beats the fuck out of me.
: Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause Col. Sanders was on his side.
: What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
Nothing, sadly because it's icecream covered with chocolate I can't eat it. Well, I'll say I won't eat it. Why? Because I'm fat.. Duh.. :)