Posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! at 24-205-35-70.gln-eres.charterpipeline.net on September 17, 2003 at 20:37:23:
MOVE OVER, Osbournes! Terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden has just inked a deal to star in his own reality TV show.
The Qatar-based satellite television channel Al-Jazeera has agreed to allow the 9/11 mastermind to produce a half-hour show called The Bin Ladens that will air throughout the Middle East.
According to sources who've seen the pilot episode, the show, while careful not to give away his location, chronicles the real-life, day-to-day activities of Bin Laden, his family and his Al Qaeda cronies -- showing their interaction with devoted followers as well as sometimes-pesky neighbors as he plots the destruction of infidels.
There's more about Osama's new TV show in the current September 23, 2003 Newsstand Issue on sale now!