hahahaah good one!

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Posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! at 24-205-35-70.gln-eres.charterpipeline.net on September 17, 2003 at 21:23:32:

In Reply to: Funniest joke I've heard in a while... posted by Elmo Machete on September 17, 2003 at 21:21:04:

: Very long, so get your popcorn now.

: ...so, a middle aged man who dropped out of school around age seven or so (he hung out witha REALLY bad crowd of seven year olds) decides to go back and get his high school diploma. He's at the guidance counseler's office, filling out his schedule, when the counseler suggests a course in logic.

: "What's logic?", the depressingly uneducated man asks.

: "Well," replies the guidance counseler, "logic is when I ask you a question, and then from there can determine several other things about you without even asking them."

: "Give me an example."

: "Well, do you own a pair of hedgeclippers?"

: "Yes... yes, I do," the man says.

: "You own a home."

: The man is amazed, and nods in agreement.

: "Do you clip them yourself?"

: The man says "Yes, every weekend."

: "You're married. Do you have children?" Once again, the middle aged student replies in the affirmative. The counseler concludes "You're a heterosexual."

: "Wow! That's amazing! Sign me up for Logic right now!"

: So, the man goes to his first day of classes. Logic doesn't exactly rock his socks off, but it's the first day, so one wouldn't expect it to. On his lunch break, he runs into the very same friend who dropped out of school with him at age seven.

: "Hey, I haven't seen you in almost forty years! What're you doing back here?"

: "Getting my diploma, taking the regular classes - math, science, english..."

: "Oh yeah? Well, I'm taking logic!"

: His friend is confused, as he too is severely undereducated. "What's that," he asks.

: "It's where I ask some questions, and you... well, I don't exactly remember." He's not that smart yet, if you recall. "I do know that I can figure out alot of stuff by a couple of questions."

: "Alright, try me."

: The man claps his hands together in anticipation. "Okay... first - do you own a pair of hedgeclippers?"

: "No," his friend replies.

: "What are you, some kinda fag?"

wasnt very long though

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: : Very long, so get your popcorn now. : : ...so, a middle aged man who dropped out of school around age seven or so (he hung out witha REALLY bad crowd of seven year olds) decides to go back and get his high school diploma. He's at the guidance counseler's office, filling out his schedule, when the counseler suggests a course in logic. : : "What's logic?", the depressingly uneducated man asks. : : "Well," replies the guidance counseler, "logic is when I ask you a question, and then from there can determine several other things about you without even asking them." : : "Give me an example." : : "Well, do you own a pair of hedgeclippers?" : : "Yes... yes, I do," the man says. : : "You own a home." : : The man is amazed, and nods in agreement. : : "Do you clip them yourself?" : : The man says "Yes, every weekend." : : "You're married. Do you have children?" Once again, the middle aged student replies in the affirmative. The counseler concludes "You're a heterosexual." : : "Wow! That's amazing! Sign me up for Logic right now!" : : So, the man goes to his first day of classes. Logic doesn't exactly rock his socks off, but it's the first day, so one wouldn't expect it to. On his lunch break, he runs into the very same friend who dropped out of school with him at age seven. : : "Hey, I haven't seen you in almost forty years! What're you doing back here?" : : "Getting my diploma, taking the regular classes - math, science, english..." : : "Oh yeah? Well, I'm taking logic!" : : His friend is confused, as he too is severely undereducated. "What's that," he asks. : : "It's where I ask some questions, and you... well, I don't exactly remember." He's not that smart yet, if you recall. "I do know that I can figure out alot of stuff by a couple of questions." : : "Alright, try me." : : The man claps his hands together in anticipation. "Okay... first - do you own a pair of hedgeclippers?" : : "No," his friend replies. : : "What are you, some kinda fag?" : wasnt very long though

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