Posted by pilky9o at cache.csolve.net on September 18, 2003 at 08:32:44:
In Reply to: Mr. Smith I need your help! posted by Fabe Stylie on September 18, 2003 at 08:23:52:
Dear Fabestylie,
If it is advice you seak, then you have come to the right place.
I can help you in this matter. I know my name isn't Kevin Smith, but I do know how you can get into the acting biz.
First, your name is perfect. Can you see it on the Marquee. FABE STYLIE IN WITHOUT A CLUE!
Perfect!
Also, it would help if you swallow. You don't have to swallow. You can let the executives blast one in your ass, or maybe paint your face, but swallowing is a definite plus.
You should drop everything you are doing now. Move to L.A. and get a job as a pizza delivery guy, or better yet a delivery person for some swank reteraunt. Then when you get a call to deliver some garden vegetable medley to Reese Witherspoon's house, you immediately phone me.
I will hop a plane. Go to Reese's house, TP said house.
Then I will give you the phone number of some guys I know. You go blow these guys.
Then bickety bam! You, and I, will be on the TV! And from there it's a matter of holding out for the right price!