The Burnout Awards.......

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Posted by lil clerk at cache-ntc-ad11.proxy.aol.com on September 20, 2003 at 13:33:00:

First, a little back story about how this started (I'll be quick) Back in middle school me and a few friends got tired of crappy award shows and created our own with some good catagories. Okay, now to the awards.
BEST FILM OF 2003: TIE BETWEEN DAREDEVIL AND MATRIX RELOADED
BEST CARTOON OF 2003: SPIDER-MAN
MOST PIMP CARTOON CARACTER: BUGS BUNNY
HOTEST CHICK IN MOVIES: JENNIFER GARNER (DAREDEVIL)
HOTEST CHICK IN MUSIC: MADONNA (MAJOR MILF)
BEST COMICBOOK: BATMAN (HUSH)
BEST VIDEOGAME: ENTER THE MATRIX
WORST VIDEOGAME: ENTER THE MATRIX
GREATEST VIDEOGAME PREVIEW AT E3: METAL GEAR SOLID 3: SNAKE EATER
DUMBEST NEW SHOW: FACING FAME
COOLEST NEW SHOW: THE JOE SHMO SHOW
BEST WRESTLER: R.V.D.
WRESTLER I'D MOST LIKE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF: BROCK
MOST IMPRESIVE WRESTLER: ZACK GOWEN (GIVE IT UP, HE'S GOT ONE LEG AND KICKS ASS)
NOW, FOR THE FINAL AWARD FOR THE DAY. THE ONE YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. THE ONE THAT DESIDES WHO IS THE BEST OF THE BEST. THE ONE THAT I NEED TO GO ON LIKE THIS WHILE I WAIT FOR THE ENVELOPE. HERE WE GO.

MOST PIMP THING THIS YEAR: FINDING OUT HUSH WAS JASON TODD

And there you have it. The Burnout Awards. Tune in next year to see who wins next. There just might be a chance for you.

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: First, a little back story about how this started (I'll be quick) Back in middle school me and a few friends got tired of crappy award shows and created our own with some good catagories. Okay, now to the awards. : BEST FILM OF 2003: TIE BETWEEN DAREDEVIL AND MATRIX RELOADED : BEST CARTOON OF 2003: SPIDER-MAN : MOST PIMP CARTOON CARACTER: BUGS BUNNY : HOTEST CHICK IN MOVIES: JENNIFER GARNER (DAREDEVIL) : HOTEST CHICK IN MUSIC: MADONNA (MAJOR MILF) : BEST COMICBOOK: BATMAN (HUSH) : BEST VIDEOGAME: ENTER THE MATRIX : WORST VIDEOGAME: ENTER THE MATRIX : GREATEST VIDEOGAME PREVIEW AT E3: METAL GEAR SOLID 3: SNAKE EATER : DUMBEST NEW SHOW: FACING FAME : COOLEST NEW SHOW: THE JOE SHMO SHOW : BEST WRESTLER: R.V.D. : WRESTLER I'D MOST LIKE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF: BROCK : MOST IMPRESIVE WRESTLER: ZACK GOWEN (GIVE IT UP, HE'S GOT ONE LEG AND KICKS ASS) : NOW, FOR THE FINAL AWARD FOR THE DAY. THE ONE YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. THE ONE THAT DESIDES WHO IS THE BEST OF THE BEST. THE ONE THAT I NEED TO GO ON LIKE THIS WHILE I WAIT FOR THE ENVELOPE. HERE WE GO. : MOST PIMP THING THIS YEAR: FINDING OUT HUSH WAS JASON TODD : And there you have it. The Burnout Awards. Tune in next year to see who wins next. There just might be a chance for you.

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