Posted by Xtian at xtian.sexualdeviants.org on September 22, 2003 at 16:25:35:
In Reply to: Hear ye! Hear ye! 'Tis POLL time!!.... posted by crazyjane. on September 22, 2003 at 16:17:34:
: 1) Church or registry office...or drive thru wedding?
i dunno, but consider underwater birth.
: 2) Would you have a theme? If so what?
dollar for dollar and pound for pound, nothing compares to an all-smurf wedding.
: 3) If you had to make up your own vows, whats something, a condition of marriage maybe, that you'd like to include, ie: I promise to wax my hairy toes at LEAST twice a year...
'i agree to forgoe fighting, admit i was wrong, and proceed straight to the makeup sex'
: 4) What kind of cake would you have?..(lets face it - who really likes fruit cake, marzipan and all that frosting!?...You do!!...You freaks!)
7 layer fruit cake, with posh and becks as the statuettes on top.
: 5) What would be your song/tune of choice to walk down the aisle to?
berzerker!
: 6) What song would you have as your "Bride and Grooms first dance" song at the reception?
the fao schwartz 'welcome to our world of toys' song
: 7) Would you spend a lot of money on a really big day, or go for cheap and cheerful?
if it's the bride's father's money, go whole hog. if its my money? subway party sub and a portable mp3 player.
: 8) If you could honeymoon anywhere - where would you go?
liz hurley's bedroom
: 9) Who is guaranteed to be the first person to puke at the reception?
my bride, as the drugs slowly wear off.
: 10) Hypothetical question - if you had to marry someone from the board, who and why?
nadine, because she completes me