Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at nat0.ucc.ac.uk on September 23, 2003 at 09:29:25:
Omni Corp are the makers of Omni Things. Here's our jaunty commercial anthem?
You want Orange drink? Omnidrink!
You want shoes? Omnishoes!
You want condoms? Omni condoms!
You want kettle drums? omni kettle drums!
You want fish bait? Omni fish bait!
And so on. We hope to have the world's longest commercial and be the only suppliers of things in the world. Hence Omni, hence things.
And remember, Omni Things are also in the process of making a new democracy/ If you like democracy, you'll love Omni Democracy!