Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at nat0.ucc.ac.uk on September 23, 2003 at 10:08:19:
In Reply to: pollerific posted by Lokileby on September 23, 2003 at 10:00:01:
You should get your boss to read "100 Brand Mistakes". I read that over the summer. It opened my eyes to just how stupid companies can be. Examples include "Pepsi AM" and Gerber's food for single people...in baby jars!
: : 1. Which of the following was the best image change movie?
: : A. Cameron Diaz in Being John Malkovich
: : B. Gwenyth Paltrow in Shallow Hal
: : C. Tom Cruise in Born On The 4th Of July
: : D.Other (Please specify)
: ~~ A.
: : 2. I saw Anna Faris go blond in that Tom Green show (Awful). Then I saw Jeanne Garofolo blond (Equally awful.) Of all of them, only Angelina Jolie looked convincing dyed blond. Who should keep their hands off the peroxide?
: ~~ Rachel Leigh Cook. FAR more hot as a brunette.
: : 3. What will be the next cool trend?
: ~~ I dunno, but it will likely be some sort of Harry Potter Merchandise
: : 4. How do superheroes afford those costumes?
: ~~ Well in the case of Bruce Wayne he's loaded. And folks like DD or Spiderman or Superman, none of them have super-elaborate costumes and they all work in fairly well paying jobs.
: : 5. Come up with a corporate superhero e.g the Just Juice League.
: ~~ Commonsense Man? Providing managers and team leads with common sense needed to know that things like the following are just plain stupidity:
: - the more people you have on a project does not ensure that it will get done faster...
: - or breathing down the neck of my employee will motivate him to work harder.
: - etc. etc. etc.