Posted by DrugFreeCasper at sdn-ap-040dcwashp0433.dialsprint.net on September 21, 2003 at 20:46:13:
REASONS WHY I LOVE BRIAN LYNCH
1.YOU REMIND ME OF CHRISTIAN SLATER
2.YOU SMELL LIKE FRESH MADE COOKIES
3.YOUR ASSHOLE LOOKS LIKE MY CAT FO FOS NOSE
4.YOU LIKE BAD MASTERBATING JOKES
5.THE TERM TO HARD DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU
6.YOU ARE NOT AFRAID OF MALE TESTES
7.YOU LOVE ED WOOD MOVIES BECAUSE IT GIVES YOU WOOD THINKING ABOUT A MAN IN A DRESS
8.YOU THINK THAT MING ROCKS AND HE SO DOES
9.YOU THINK TWIX ARE VERY UNDERATED
10.WHEN YOU GROW UP YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE A JAINTOR.
CALL ME