Posted by Lokileby at fibre242.63.nas.net on September 22, 2003 at 00:44:56:
In Reply to: Caption time - posted by Something-Like-37 on September 22, 2003 at 00:30:28:
From the site "captionmachine.com". I'm not actually trying to be an ass, I just wanted to see if the pic was from a news story but alas. So I read some and they are pasted here.
So, what are YOU wearing???
Frank Chibu May 02, 2002 @ 10:53 am - Rate:
Consentrating hard for better than 40 seconds, Sister Mary prepares to double-click the mouse.
Feb 20, 2002 @ 08:49 am - Rate:
what PC tetris will do to a nun.
Feb 15, 2002 @ 03:13 am - Rate:
Granny smith was a Fragging Machine at QuakeCon 2002.
Ron Feb 12, 2002 @ 09:59 am - Rate:
Sister Mary Catherine downloads newest JAY-Z MP3s
saucy - url Mar 08, 2002 @ 08:00 am - Rate:
Alright...you've been warned. Say goodbye to your bios, sucker!
The Daily Nonsense - url Mar 09, 2002 @ 11:35 pm - Rate:
Sister mary concentrates as she struggles to find the start menu.
Feb 13, 2002 @ 10:24 pm - Rate:
Look at the SIZE of that thing!!!
Mar 10, 2002 @ 06:20 pm - Rate:
Chatting Virgin looking for some action
Next!
Bas Apr 13, 2002 @ 11:05 am - Rate:
Sister Agnes blissfully plays her newly bought version of Sim Church©
Fenris Apr 16, 2002 @ 12:41 am - Rate:
Perhaps, thought the Mother Superior, a simple virus would teach those god-cursed Protestants to think twice before staging another "Reformation".
krucial Apr 19, 2002 @ 04:31 pm - Rate:
yesss! My rating on hotornot.com Is up to a 7.9!!! praise god
megwen - url Mar 06, 2002 @ 09:01 pm - Rate:
“Nothin’ but net,” thought the Sister as she scored the winning basket and clicked her initials into NBA Live’s hall of fame, imagining the hype and bucks she could make at the next papal gaming conference if she came out of retirement.
“Bring it on Brother Bernard,” she muttered to her Capucin cyber-competitor. “This game the wimple’s coming off my shiny pate and I’m Sister Shaq.”
Guava - url Feb 21, 2002 @ 02:25 am - Rate:
You maybe surprised by who has "god like" skill in that Counter-Strike match.
Mar 21, 2002 @ 08:07 am - Rate:
I need to bookmark this porn site.
Gram May 03, 2002 @ 04:54 pm - Rate:
Those gay priests are hot! Take it off!!
kittykat Apr 15, 2002 @ 10:50 pm - Rate:
nun's have more fun
Fenris Apr 16, 2002 @ 03:26 pm - Rate:
Sister Mary Elizabeth after the porn filter was turned off.
Jun 03, 2002 @ 12:43 pm - Rate:
PORN PORN PORN
Jay Jun 04, 2002 @ 11:04 am - Rate:
This is the hot and horny 21 year old vigin you thought you were having chat room sex with.
tps Jun 04, 2002 @ 09:56 pm - Rate:
Looks feisty, wonder how fast she could do me
Lachlan Jul 13, 2002 @ 01:56 am - Rate:
"18/F/NY hottie here wanna see my nude webcam?" - (poor guy never knew what hit him)
ConManXVII May 28, 2003 @ 12:40 am - Rate:
Jesus Christ fuck me sideways This is sehr interesting, nein?
Steve 1 - url Mar 08, 2002 @ 10:53 pm - Rate:
should i go to www . godshairyass . com or... www . holycock . net?
James Mar 18, 2002 @ 06:05 pm - Rate:
virgin, divine looks seeks ....
skenny Jun 04, 2002 @ 06:05 am - Rate:
And to think the bishop thought his was big!
Jay Jun 04, 2002 @ 11:05 am - Rate:
The bidding for my sweat-soaked wimples is really frantic. Bless you, E-Bay!
Resisobilus Jun 23, 2002 @ 01:01 am - Rate:
Mother sending out another penis-enlargement message. I've been wondering who was responsible.
Peter - url Mar 06, 2002 @ 09:40 am - Rate:
Uh-oh. Sister Marie found http://divine-interventions.com.
Jimmy Flowers - url Mar 09, 2002 @ 12:06 pm - Rate:
the sister thinks to herself anymore of this and ill be double clicking my mouse too.
iamdrunk Apr 05, 2002 @ 05:33 pm - Rate:
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Apr 10, 2002 @ 06:41 pm - Rate:
Umm, naked pictures of the Pope!
mdc58 May 02, 2002 @ 08:51 am - Rate:
innocently looking for a good price on a new badmitton set for the convent, sister mary types in www.dicks.com......
phknuts May 02, 2002 @ 11:10 am - Rate:
simply, move the cock inside,*cough* *cough* i mean aside
brian May 06, 2002 @ 05:08 pm - Rate:
Sister Helen finally discovered a website with detailed instructions on how to do the "Tounge Hurricane" she had heard so much about.
Brad - url May 26, 2002 @ 12:09 am - Rate:
Sister Elizabeth receivees her first IM from assman77@aol.com. (Pic attached)
Jun 04, 2002 @ 04:10 pm - Rate:
why did the convent install the internet nanny?
missy Jun 08, 2002 @ 11:52 pm - Rate:
My teeff is superrr biteyy!!
sandy Jun 09, 2002 @ 10:00 pm - Rate:
i've heard of a net nanny before, never a net nun
Jun 22, 2002 @ 09:39 pm - Rate:
Internet bingo, the only way this sister can score!
Les Jun 23, 2002 @ 01:19 pm - Rate:
"okay, little Jimmy, tell auntie Agnes where your parents are tonight..."
timmay! Mar 24, 2003 @ 10:58 pm - Rate:
Sister Mary finally finds the Pope's gallery in PlayGirl.com's archives
yogurt May 16, 2003 @ 12:59 pm - Rate:
The missionaries of the 21 century.
Feb 12, 2002 @ 11:56 pm - Rate:
One case of http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.html>Baby Jesus Butt Plugs. Add to cart?
rubbernun - url Mar 06, 2002 @ 11:50 am - Rate:
now then i know how Britney looks like..
cecilia =) - url Mar 07, 2002 @ 09:46 pm - Rate:
"Venus butterfly, so silent you can wear it in public..no one will know!"..hmmm add to cart........
K-dub Mar 11, 2002 @ 01:15 pm - Rate:
I just love those school uniforms... WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?!?!
cletus Mar 14, 2002 @ 11:20 pm - Rate:
Wanna French Kiss Now !
Mar 15, 2002 @ 09:22 pm - Rate:
God knows I deserve him.
Inxply Mar 16, 2002 @ 07:48 pm - Rate:
"Is it a sin to double click TWO mouses at the same time??"
Tim Zeiss Mar 20, 2002 @ 08:43 pm - Rate:
Do you have 3l33t skillz d00d?
Jim Bob Mar 21, 2002 @ 10:42 pm - Rate:
PORN!!!!!!
jade Mar 22, 2002 @ 12:21 am - Rate:
SWF seeks SWM w/Cross + Interest in Healing, making wine, ability to ressurect is a +++
fender Mar 27, 2002 @ 04:15 pm - Rate:
Embarking on an all-out campaign to save kittens from the Lord's wrath, Sister Mary Duquesne worked tirelessly over the internet to alert masterbators of the feline implications of their perversion.
fisher Mar 28, 2002 @ 02:19 pm - Rate:
Nuns and netcams, lets just hope they DONT open a live netcam sex site...
Apr 01, 2002 @ 12:10 pm - Rate:
Ooooooh...a nude pic of The Lord in bed with Madonna...
George of the Jungle Apr 05, 2002 @ 06:36 am - Rate:
BadHabits.com
Apr 06, 2002 @ 02:56 am - Rate:
Her nickname: Blessbitch.
Bloodthirster - url Apr 09, 2002 @ 07:39 am - Rate:
After discovering the joys of sex on the internet, Sister Maria became a closet pettifile, molesting children under her new screename: MotherFucker
Alex Apr 09, 2002 @ 09:18 pm - Rate:
Hey, this friendly looking fellow resembles a bit like our Jesus ! What's his name ? ... O-s-a-m-a ...
Bert Apr 14, 2002 @ 03:50 pm - Rate:
"D00d! Ph33r |\|y l33t ski11z!
Tom M. Apr 14, 2002 @ 06:37 pm - Rate:
Sister Catherine prepares to log onto 'hotgod.com'
parad0x - url Apr 15, 2002 @ 04:55 am - Rate:
Defragin for Jesus
o2bjang Apr 16, 2002 @ 03:34 pm - Rate:
Net filters my ass! I'm gonna get me some hot lovin!
induhvidual Apr 18, 2002 @ 06:17 pm - Rate:
when good Nun's go bad!!!!
ktownman Apr 26, 2002 @ 11:50 pm - Rate:
nun mary find and interesting site www.men.com. she quickly signs up and begins to like the day the church got the internet father paul looks on it horrori want a turn!
_AK_ & Tezza Apr 29, 2002 @ 01:51 am - Rate:
This is what a hot night of cybering with Father Smith looks like.
McPoop May 06, 2002 @ 09:04 pm - Rate:
sister bah-heky-da-da finds out what Porn is all about
AARON May 08, 2002 @ 08:56 pm - Rate:
im sick of all this jesus shit,im gona go smoke a bifta
liam j May 13, 2002 @ 03:51 am - Rate:
huh huh...hey look, the hampsters dancing!
May 17, 2002 @ 10:59 pm - Rate:
damn JavoNoid
Mike May 31, 2002 @ 10:18 pm - Rate:
After hours of surfing, the good sister realizes how much fun golden showers can really be.
Jun 04, 2002 @ 11:00 am - Rate:
A/S/L?
cutetexasgal Jun 04, 2002 @ 12:09 pm - Rate:
Woody Allen in his newest movie
alan seaton Jun 29, 2002 @ 01:51 am - Rate:
Just another day for the sisters of PERPETUAL INDULGENCE.
boompty Jul 01, 2002 @ 06:56 pm - Rate:
More chins than a chinese phone directory
Lachlan Jul 13, 2002 @ 01:57 am - Rate:
www.dentugrip.com....ordering more and getting it now....
lawrence Aug 05, 2002 @ 10:05 am - Rate:
Oh ya! Say hello to mr gernade launcher! BOOM! Your gunna feel that in the morning!
Capcom Freedom Mar 18, 2003 @ 07:58 pm - Rate:
Weeee porn!!!
Feb 12, 2002 @ 06:01 pm - Rate:
Mother do-gooder banishes evil on the internet. A true "white hat" hacker.
Feb 12, 2002 @ 11:31 pm - Rate:
Sister Mary planning dates on the Adult Friend Finder network.
Feb 13, 2002 @ 01:19 am - Rate:
"This will teach the pope to dump me" Sister Mary says as she signs John Paul up for every mailing list she can find.
Erik - url Feb 14, 2002 @ 10:38 am - Rate:
I knew Ernie was too funny, NOT to be nun. Nuns crack me up.
Feb 17, 2002 @ 01:02 pm - Rate:
Finnaly the culprits behind the DOS attacks has been revealed. Sister Uber Geek.
Jo Feb 17, 2002 @ 01:03 pm - Rate:
Shortly after a seductive gesture or two, Sister Mary's webcam lens cracked.
Rogan Frooze Feb 17, 2002 @ 04:02 pm - Rate:
"Boy, I'd like to get my hands on that young sex machine," Sister Sue said dreamily. "Maybe he could help me find my clitoris," she thought as she licked her lips in anticipation.
minders Feb 18, 2002 @ 04:45 pm - Rate:
BINGO MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Viehauser Feb 24, 2002 @ 01:11 am - Rate:
eBay has the Picture Bible. Jigga WHAT!????
brian - url Mar 01, 2002 @ 10:33 pm - Rate:
Amen
Mar 04, 2002 @ 11:56 am - Rate:
"Mmmmmm, that Bill Gates sure is yummy."
passion Mar 06, 2002 @ 04:51 am - Rate:
When Sister Mary-Francis discovered the slash site, "Jesus Christ Estrogen Brigade", it was all over.
M. Papaya Mar 06, 2002 @ 12:02 pm - Rate:
Why did I ever give my life to God when He gave us this typa thing?
John - url Mar 06, 2002 @ 02:14 pm - Rate:
This nun is one of many now obsessed with the newest virtual league, Fantasy Clergy.
Margen Mar 06, 2002 @ 03:32 pm - Rate:
Thank Jesus for gay porn!!!
Cletus Mar 06, 2002 @ 09:12 pm - Rate:
THIS SURE DOES BEAT WORSHIPPING THE VIRGIN MARY.
Eric - url Mar 08, 2002 @ 04:13 am - Rate:
I need no help with this computer! You will no my name... everyone will no my name...
Sister of Suffering signs on again! Ph33r me fraggers!
Cappy Mar 08, 2002 @ 07:18 am - Rate:
Papal Pornography: Get into it...but not too much.
Chris Mar 08, 2002 @ 10:12 pm - Rate:
Vice never tasted this good....Mmmmmm!
Chris Mar 08, 2002 @ 10:16 pm - Rate:
Funnyman Marty Allen checks email from young fan during intermission of new show "Hello Dere, Jesus!"
dean cameron - url Mar 09, 2002 @ 12:18 am - Rate:
Why did I become a Nun??? Look at all the fun i've been missing out on!!!(Looking at porn site)
Mehljo - url Mar 09, 2002 @ 03:53 am - Rate:
Even a nun cant resist Everquest's grasp.
tuck Mar 09, 2002 @ 10:58 am - Rate:
Even a nun cant resist Everquest's grasp.
tuck Mar 09, 2002 @ 10:58 am - Rate:
Who says "size doesn't matter"?
Chris Hughes - url Mar 09, 2002 @ 02:42 pm - Rate:
Yea, If only I were 40 years younger.
Chris Mar 09, 2002 @ 03:00 pm - Rate:
1 @M 3L33T!!!! g1/3 m3 //@r3Z d00d!!!
peter - url Mar 09, 2002 @ 10:09 pm - Rate:
if only Quake 3 had more blood and crosses!
Knotso Cleva Mar 10, 2002 @ 03:43 am - Rate:
Sister Mary shows of her ambidexterity.
Laxsmi Mar 10, 2002 @ 12:42 pm - Rate:
www.nunchat.com
dbj - url Mar 10, 2002 @ 03:47 pm - Rate:
HotSxyNun08 has entered chat room "Blink182 Chat 83"
HotSxyNun08: I'm 14/f/hawaii any hot guys press 6969 or IM me!
Mar 10, 2002 @ 06:20 pm - Rate:
"A/s/l?"
Aya - url Mar 11, 2002 @ 03:09 pm - Rate:
"and i thought JESUS was sexy....."
Julia Mar 12, 2002 @ 01:43 pm - Rate:
Mmmmmmmm.....chicken.....*drool*
Mar 13, 2002 @ 12:41 am - Rate:
My mentadent stopped working, so now I just use my tongue to hold my dentures in.
fred savage - url Mar 13, 2002 @ 02:25 pm - Rate:
"Me? Oh, I'm 21 years old, I work as swimsuit model, and I love to talk in chat rooms naked."
Alex Kaseberg - url Mar 13, 2002 @ 06:24 pm - Rate:
The Spring Nun Fashions are just what I've been praying for!
Dan Mar 16, 2002 @ 02:22 pm - Rate:
mmmm, uh-huh, that's the spot little tommy, stay down there till I tell you you're done, lick it boy, oh yeah, I'm a naughty nunn, a NAUGHTY nunn!
ClitCommander Mar 16, 2002 @ 04:10 pm - Rate:
Sister Mary Joseph finally hacks the Pope's webcam membership site...
- url Mar 17, 2002 @ 12:06 am - Rate:
"Fuck me Jesus! Fuck me Jesus! (Oh God why didn't I listen when sister Mary told me I shouldn't go watching 'the Exorcist'?)"
Steven Mar 17, 2002 @ 11:15 am - Rate:
Father John disguised as a nunn chats with young boys on the net on his free time in the local library.
Camillion - url Mar 20, 2002 @ 09:54 pm - Rate:
A nun, porn, and you can only see one hand, geez this is too easy
oni424 - url Mar 20, 2002 @ 10:38 pm - Rate:
(whispers) "i am jesus christ"
enar Mar 20, 2002 @ 11:50 pm - Rate:
"Click here for naked pictures of the Pope."
Mar 20, 2002 @ 11:55 pm - Rate:
Wow. My confession will last a week.
Nate Mar 21, 2002 @ 12:58 am - Rate:
Sister Catherine finally finds God's webpage.
Micah - url Mar 21, 2002 @ 01:12 am - Rate:
"Life is EVER new"
ej Mar 21, 2002 @ 03:35 am - Rate:
Even as rigor mortis set in, it was evident that Sister Edna loved the internet.
Mar 21, 2002 @ 04:11 pm - Rate:
These guys look GREAT
Urban Man - url Mar 21, 2002 @ 09:30 pm - Rate:
Oh my, the Father's steeple really is tall and sturdy
Urban Man - url Mar 21, 2002 @ 09:31 pm - Rate:
THIS IS OLD
ENAR Mar 22, 2002 @ 05:03 pm - Rate:
Local Man's Boner Foils Habit Cross-Dressing Fetish
Fat Seanny - url Mar 22, 2002 @ 05:35 pm - Rate:
Ohh boy, In the afterlife I will get all this.
Lou Mar 24, 2002 @ 09:34 pm - Rate:
sister mary updates naughtsisters.com
nathaniel vincent Mar 25, 2002 @ 01:34 am - Rate:
no...i'm not wearing anything...YOU?
Furry Mar 25, 2002 @ 07:55 pm - Rate:
Damn it ... I knew SXYnun69 wasn't really a hot 17 year old bisexual girl from Hawaii ...
Tyler Barton Mar 26, 2002 @ 10:14 pm - Rate:
That's some niiiiice Jesus you got there!
Jowy Mar 26, 2002 @ 10:26 pm - Rate:
take it off sister wendy, take it off...
Mar 27, 2002 @ 12:05 pm - Rate:
a/s/l?
julia - url Mar 28, 2002 @ 02:08 am - Rate:
And the Lord saith to the people of the cloth, "Thou shall surf the net, and use Yahoo Mail and be plentiful, but thou shalt not look at porn, for I am the Lord, your God." Ten minutes later, Sister Mary was struck by lightning from nearby atmospheric disturbance...
Quique Mar 28, 2002 @ 10:55 am - Rate:
I'll turn my cam on if you turn your cam on...
Mar 28, 2002 @ 11:33 am - Rate:
Sister Agnes, giving up dessert for lent, stumbles upon wwww.cheesecakes.com
Jason Mar 29, 2002 @ 11:46 am - Rate:
... I'd love to cyber, but I'm married, you see. Where's my husband now? He's actually looking right at you...
AmbientBleue18 Mar 29, 2002 @ 12:35 pm - Rate:
yum yum...cheese logs
Katrina Crow Mar 30, 2002 @ 01:36 am - Rate:
Catholic preists have been accused of being perverts and sex offenders, well where are the people keeping nuns like this in check??????
Justin Mar 30, 2002 @ 01:58 pm - Rate:
....Grandma???....
nacio - url Mar 30, 2002 @ 03:15 pm - Rate:
go to reptileclown.com
nacio - url Mar 30, 2002 @ 04:28 pm - Rate:
looks like Sister Fran got Grand Theft Auto 3 in the mail last night...
CatShoes Mar 30, 2002 @ 07:37 pm - Rate:
This DOOM Game is incredible! (Kill them all).
Mar 31, 2002 @ 11:36 am - Rate:
And you thought pediofile preist was the big worry over at the catholic church
Lay-Z - url Apr 01, 2002 @ 07:19 am - Rate:
DoOd!!!!1 LoL RoFlMaOf DoOd!!!!!
SailorBob Apr 02, 2002 @ 11:48 am - Rate:
www.cybercam/hotnuns/.com
egg Apr 02, 2002 @ 01:08 pm - Rate:
An effort to revamp the Catholic Church has gone horribly wrong as Nuns get hooked on free kiddie-porn.
Reed Apr 02, 2002 @ 08:17 pm - Rate:
This Michael Jordan game gets my tongue going...
tfstrum Apr 02, 2002 @ 09:09 pm - Rate:
*proceeds to rotate camera 180 degrees*
Me Apr 05, 2002 @ 01:05 am - Rate:
Hehe, got the camper.
Kassidy - url Apr 05, 2002 @ 02:55 am - Rate:
Diabetes! I can't get my fingers on this thing!
Elf Apr 05, 2002 @ 04:24 pm - Rate:
Why is it MY job to clean the altar boy porn off Father O'Sullivan's hard drive whenever the cops come knockin'?
Mr. Ramon - url Apr 06, 2002 @ 01:35 am - Rate:
She thinks to herself: "I can use this picture for the wallpaper."
Pimp$hiT.™ - url Apr 06, 2002 @ 05:39 pm - Rate:
Another Nun changing habits
anonymously amused Apr 07, 2002 @ 01:20 am - Rate:
Damn! After all these years Now I realise.. Why the fuk did I join the sisterhood instead of looking up male porn. .Thank GOd I have found the Light!
Drox Apr 07, 2002 @ 01:58 am - Rate:
It's soooooo fun chatting with the big boss !!!
stijn Apr 08, 2002 @ 07:06 am - Rate:
Alternate Lifestyles...mmm..I'll sign up for this one and change my name to PleasureQueen!
Hecata Apr 08, 2002 @ 05:30 pm - Rate:
Sister christian oh the time has cum!
Steven Apr 08, 2002 @ 08:22 pm - Rate:
Holly Heck....Nice beef curtains!!!
Mark Apr 08, 2002 @ 11:47 pm - Rate:
Hey Theresa i found this real cool site,www.nun-sex.com, and you're on it!!!
Don Matéo Apr 09, 2002 @ 07:53 am - Rate:
you michael jordan wannabee
-x- Apr 09, 2002 @ 10:17 am - Rate:
Ha ha ha, Satan never thought of the internet..
Apr 09, 2002 @ 12:14 pm - Rate:
oh my god, i would love to put that dick in my mouth, while i have those ones there in my asses
Curly Apr 09, 2002 @ 03:17 pm - Rate:
I love CNN. This Saddam is so sexy!
Benjamin - url Apr 09, 2002 @ 03:28 pm - Rate:
After learning how to actually turn the pc on, Sister Mary got even more excited.
Apr 09, 2002 @ 08:15 pm - Rate:
Oh curses, damn these pop-ups!
CloudNine Apr 09, 2002 @ 10:18 pm - Rate:
nun: Hey internet, guess what?! internet: what? nun: JESUS! internet: This is worse than spam
Apr 10, 2002 @ 06:59 am - Rate:
He, he, he......and they thought the priests were the bad ones....
Sean Apr 11, 2002 @ 07:34 pm - Rate:
"refresh" nothing. "refresh" nothing. "refresh"....
Jess ica Apr 12, 2002 @ 12:20 pm - Rate:
...and ever since the nuns have been on-line there has been a disturbing rise in "all papal action" sites out there.
Karl Marx May 06, 2002 @ 06:30 pm - Rate:
The newest addition to the -|Fuk-em-All|" Counter-Strike clan.
May 15, 2002 @ 07:23 pm - Rate:
i met ernie and this is a really great photo, especially capturing that cute thing he does with his tongue.
Feb 16, 2002 @ 05:37 am - Rate:
Yeah, but I didn't know ernie wore glases.
Feb 17, 2002 @ 12:59 pm - Rate:
The nun types this in the chat room shes just entered..
"im sweet 16 and never been kissed,who wants to pop my cherry? My number is 555-4755"
Nicole - url Mar 04, 2002 @ 04:43 am - Rate:
Sister Annette finds the "Kill Harry Potter" website.
Lynne Mar 15, 2002 @ 04:45 pm - Rate:
A nun surfing the net.
Mar 21, 2002 @ 01:34 am - Rate:
OOO porn i love the sperm i can almost taste it on my lips mmmmmmmmmmm...
That's my dad there lookin' at the porn on the PC... I'm the one ON the PC...