Posted by Typpzy at wc06.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com on October 17, 2003 at 11:42:33:
In Reply to: Clean joke posted by Eyes Only on October 17, 2003 at 11:40:43:
: It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is
: one with none:
: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
: A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
: birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
: The birch says he cannot tell.
: Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker,
: you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son
: of a birch?"
: The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither
: a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."