Top six things Nadine will say when giving birth.

Posted by Ralphy ™ at ool-18b809a0.dyn.optonline.net on October 17, 2003 at 14:34:56:

In Reply to: Re: Top ten things I will say in the delivery room posted by Nadine on October 17, 2003 at 14:28:22:

6. "Ooh, I wonder what color it'll be."
5. "Hey doc...see anything you like?"
4. "Nice! Free drugs!"
3. "First I spread my legs to make it, now I spread my legs to get rid of it. What a world."
2. "Quick! Take a pic of me this way! I want to e-mail it to Jay!"
1. "Wait, which hole is it coming out again?"

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