Posted by Eyes Only at zeb.zqwdrqsz.com on November 07, 2003 at 13:54:30:
In Reply to: My new hobby posted by AshFan on November 07, 2003 at 09:00:51:
: I have been professionally racing cheese for a number of minutes now... Being a chemist, I have all sort of inside knowledge - how to use undetectable accelerants on the wrapper, how to use certain rare alkaloid substances to selectively breed a top racing cheese - only thoroughbreds in my stable, Darrin, matey!