Posted by innerinsanity666 at dialup-67.27.119.195.dial1.detroit1.level3.net on November 07, 2003 at 18:27:41:
...Fully clothed and ready to go to the movies by 7:00....why the hell are women so difficult. Anyways, I was just sitting around the house today, listining to Jonny Cash and playing shimlar...and I had an Idea,...More of a realization actually, something my therapist calls "self-Enlightenment"...did I mention that I see a therapist now, yeah I do...and he advised me to start letting all my thoughts and emotions out...I know...he's a crackpot...but I like his results, I already have more vigor and a far better sex life...but back to the thought at hand...I had an Idea, I need to win the lottery...its the only way Im ever gonna be happy. Now, I know my chances are against me, so here's what I want everyone to do, go down to the liquer store, but 10 lottery tickets and send them to me, I know this is a crazy Idea, but it just might work......just send them to:
Brandon Calton
14787 apple dr lot 404
fruitport MI, 49415.
Now if I win with anyones ticket, I promise to say their name on tv when I win and they comne to interview me.
This has got to be my greatest Idea ever...no wait, the greatest Idea I ever had was..hmm..I wonder what sex is like?