Posted by Glen at cpc4-warw3-3-0-cust126.brhm.cable.ntl.com on November 09, 2003 at 17:35:48:
In Reply to: if ben affleck was a vagina... posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! on November 09, 2003 at 17:24:36:
: would he be trimed, bald or full bush?
I think trimmed.
: would he smell like seafood, vinegar duece or lovely sunflowers?
probably some kind of expensive after shave.
: would he be small and tight or large and open?
hmmm... lets shoot for small.
: would you stick a finger inside of him?
I'd do that anyway.
: would you kiss him?
Again, anyway.
: is he pierced?
I'd imagine so.
: would you hit that shit?
Good God, no. I love my Affleck. I'd gobble, gobble him up.
Glen