Re: POLL


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Posted by PantherModern at 64-205-217-231.client.dsl.net on November 06, 2003 at 15:18:11:

In Reply to: POLL posted by Altmann on November 06, 2003 at 14:26:02:

: 1. if you were cast out to a strange planet and made leader of their midieval civilization, what would your national anthem be?

Hmm... medieval, eh? So, I somehow get to a strange planet and become the leader of their medium aevum society. What kind of instruments do they have? What is their vocal range? In their society would woodwinds signify war, or would beating a drum be construed as an insult?

I'm sorry, there are just too many unexplained variables...

: 2. When's the last time someone wanted to race you in your car and what was the outcome?

Hmmm... Everyone that has ever pulled next to my car has looked over and if anything sighed in pity. Though my 92 Dodge Spirit can really haul some ass... Fuck you.

: 3. What happened to spitballs?

I think they went the way of wedgies and wet willies. I think you can be sued for that.

: 4. Smarties, Sweet tart or that other candy that comes in the round thing like a long rollos thingy

You mean the thing that has no taste and we used to treat as hosts in some perverse childhood experimentation with the catholic mass? I'd have to go with sweet tarts. They're sweet, they're tart - they're perfect.

: 4. What do people do constantly that pisses you off (and dispense with the obligatory "make stupid polls" and all other iterations)

Use "whatever" as a response to a perfectly good argument. If you want to throw your 2 cents into the ring and start a debate - rock on. But if I say something that you dont like - "whatever" isnt some form of catchall that dictates 'I'm leaving this conversation because I have no argument for that, but I still in some way win'.

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: Here's some toilet paper... now clean up.




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